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After fraud occurs, we hop in a turnstile and prevent it from ever happening.
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(in)Frequently Asked Questions
Lots of people don't bug us with these questions. Shut up and read.
Still have questions? Too bad.
We're a bank. A really, really fake bank.
It is more effective to prevent scammer detection with a landing page than to just have a login screen. Also its funnier.
It was included with the original template, so I must fill the void.
That isn't a question, and the answer is no.